Confessions of a Teenaged Wack Job

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

OH Man!

My family is crazy!!! (But halarious too) So last night Caleb comes home from his friends house, and the guys wife smokes, so he smells like he's been on fire or somthing. So he comes in here and is like smellin it up, and then he starts ripping his jeans (apparently they had a big hole in them already) So for some reason he gets this great idea to burn the material he just ripped off, so I go out in the living room and sure enough he has a match held to his back pocket that's in his hand, so all the sudden I see Jo run from the kitchen out to the living room with this big cup of water and when she reaches Caleb she starts sticking her hand in the cup and flicking the water at him.....mean while Leah sits there CRACKING UP!
I tell ya I live in a sitcom!
Okay that's all for today join us next time when Joanna does somthing else just as cracky!

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Finally

Okay so I finally figured out how to put links on here, I know it's like wow it took you this long? Well I am usually pretty good at computer stuff, I just never had time to figure it out...but now I have:-D


So after Piano lesson today I came home got some food and then helped clean up all the limbs out of the front yard (the side yards and back yard still have huge trees down..mo fun) As we were doing this the chain gang (they don't keep them on a chain just incase you were wondering:-P) came out and got our piles that we had been stacking by the road...I think they got irriatated when they filled up the first truck load then had to come back for a whole other second truck load. There was so much stuff, it was crazy!! As I was in the process of taking a wagon full of limbs and such down to the curb Jo jumped on, so we were on our way down there and my mom comes out with the video camera (guess she wanted to show people that we actually work) so Jo is messing around and ends up tipping over the wagon...she was still on top...well not when it tipped cuz then she was on the side walk, so being her she lays her head down on the side walk and lays there for a second (trying to think of somthing dramatic to say) then she screams AHHH MY ARM! the stupid thing was it that she didn't fall that hard and she wasn't hurt she was just playing...such a wisenhiemer, I tell ya!

So Gilmore Girls was a hewdy of a lot better tonight! I actually got to enjoy it...as last week we had to change the channel a lot...but I hope it stays clean!!!!!!

Alright I need to go to sleep so I can function tomorrow...good night all, and have a wonderful sleep



You might be a Floridian IF

YOU MIGHT BE A FLORIDIAN IF....

You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first names of Charley, Frances or Ivan
Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it any given time
You're looking at paint swatches for the plywood on your windows, to accent the house color
You think of your hall closet/saferoom as "cozy"
Your pool is more accurately described as "framed in" than "screened in"
Your freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it
You no longer worry about relatives visiting during the summer months
You, too, haven't heard back from the insurance adjuster
You now understand what that little "2% hurricane deductible" phrase really means
You're putting a collage together on your driveway of roof shingles from your neighborhood
You were once proud of your 16" electric chain saw
Your Street has more than 3 "NO WAKE" signs posted >>>> Don't forget about the manatee zones also.....
You now own 5 large ice chests
Your parrot can now say" hammered, pounded and hunker down"
You recognize people in line at the free ice, gas and plywood locations
You stop what you're doing and clap and wave when you see a convoy of power company trucks come down your street
You're depressed when they don't stop
You have the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood, roofing supplies and generators at Home Depot on your speed dialer
You've spent more than $20 on "Tall white kitchen bags" to make your own sand bags
You're considering upgrading your 16" to a 20" chainsaw
You know what "Bar chain oil" is
You now think the $6000 whole house generator seems reasonable
You look forward to discussions about the merits of "cubed, block and dry ice"
Your therapist refers to your condition as "generator envy"
And finally, you might be a Floridian if:
You ask your relatives up north to start saving the Sunday Real Estate classifieds!



My personal favorite is: Your therapist refers to your condition as "generator envy"

Chocolate Pudding yumm

Last night while I was trying to sleep, Jo made chocolate pudding...I got out of bed because I just couldn't sleep and got some, it was sooo good! I miss having it a lot, ofcourse if I had it all the time, I would deffinitly be past the 300 lb mark :-P
This morning I had piano lessons, I like playing piano, but I am lazy so I don't like to put in the work! But it was okay.
Now I have school, and hopefully Gilmore Girls will be good tonight...I was a very dissapointed little girl after watching last weeks!!!
Well I'm off to get some food...and some chocolate pudding too!

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Prepare for The Ice Age...

Oh wait wrong movie...prepare for the hurricane, AGAIN! Okay I'm not gonna whine..BUT I DON'T WANNA HAVE A HURRICANE! Today is full of fun, first pack bag to go stay at granny's that way if our house blows over we don't get killed, second fill bottles with water and bring those to Granny's that way if the power goes out we still have water, third BEG mom and Dad to let us evacuate to Pembroke Pines where all my friends live....(Already tried it dad said no so...)
Aight gotta go "Hunkah Down" (seriously y'all crack me up!)

Isn't it amazing...

My whole weekend got krappy, by one word...HURRICANE! I was supposed to get up early tomorrow morning and go to camp and see all my friends. But instead this stupid hurricane has to come, I am so bummed right now!!! Oh man I hope Rach and Conrad can still go on their cruise:-/ Ugh it's 12:44 am, I just got in from babysitting. I love those kids, but I still wish I could go to camp tomorrow...OH OH and I heard a few minutes ago, that two of the other hurricanes out there got "married" yeah they collided and now are one, so the phrase that has become oh so famous "Hunkah Down" is now in affect for all of Central Florida. Well now that I have vented (not as much as I need to, but I don't want y'all to kno...think I am bitter) I am gonna go crawl in my little bed and use up all the electricity and running water I can before it's gone again...night neverland...

Thursday, September 23, 2004

YAY For Wedding Pictures

This morning I was awakened by Porters (The photo shop) and they said the pictures where in...so my mom finally went around 12 and got them. Some of them are good but also some of them are kinda like hmm wonder why he felt the need to take that one?
Well I gotta go pick up the house before dad gets home from work...nothin worse than comin home to a dirty house!!!

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Need a normal life? SOLD OUT!

Okay so first it's a wedding now it's a baby (Not Rachel's ofcourse) The lady I babysit for has a sister who was do to have a baby in October some time, but she dicided she wanted to have it today...So I ended up babysitting all day, Which means I didn't get much school work done! And I was planning on starting back to my "normal" life today too!
Last night I was in bed with the light off by 10:30 pm, this is improvement for me, but the part I don't like is when I can't sleep, so at 12:00 am I got up and got in my old bed with Christiana (oh Rach if your reading, I am sorry you had to sleep in that rock hard bed in there!!!) And to add to all of this, my mom had to get an emergency Root Canal this afternoon, Please pray that she will get better soon!
So this is pretty much my life right now, not to mention some other crazy things that I won't bore you with...yet...
So I guess it's off to stare at the ceiling for a couple hours...but hey it's all good right haha

Sunday, September 19, 2004

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IT'S OVER!

The social event of the season went down yesterday...haha Wow I am so tired, never knew a wedding was like that afterwards, that was my second wedding but in the other one I was the flower girl so I didn't have to help afterwards! So yesterday was quite the experiance (If anyone at all would like some deli food from Publix come on over theres plenty!!!) The big question now is what will life be like without planning for a wedding? I mean we've been planning this shin dig for the last 3 years, I can't really remember life without it. Well I guess I can always start plannig for my wedding...NOT! After we got home last night I asked my dad if it was okay with him I eloped, he's like you know, I am glad Rachel did this, because she got what she wanted and that makes me happy...but YES please elope...It was really funny (probably more funny than it would have been any other time since I was so tired) But I am seriously considering this!
Well I feel as if I have a hang over (or what I have heard they feel like? Maybe I had too much rum cake last night) So I am gonna go lay down or take some asprine now...

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

I thought this was really cool..

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.
As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said,
"You're not pretty, your beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."




Monday, September 13, 2004

Cold? I can't have a cold now

This morning I woke up and couldn't breath! Well out my nose anyway, so I go out and ask my mom for some hot tea and she says oh go get back in bed (I must have looked as terrible as I do now!?!) So ten minutes later she brings me this huge mug of hot (peppermint) tea, so Im sitting there trying not to brn myself when I have to sneeze, so I put the mug in my lap grab a tissue and as I sneeze the tea dumps all over me and my bed; so I get up and pick up the mug, by this time mom is in here cleaning it up, and I am about to pass out cuz I was so tired so I just left her to clean it up and I went and took a shower, so the rest of the day I pretty much spent on my matress with no sheets (part of the bed is still wet so I had to let it dry) I still feel like karp (new word for crap cuz my mom doesn't like us to use this word)
I did go out a little while ago and helped Rachel and the girls put together some bird seed thingamabobs...and let Jo make me laugh for a while...I'm telling you she is the funniest kid yo'll ever meet, you just look at her and you laugh.
Aight so I am about to have a sneezing attack again so I better blow this joint (or nose whichever comes first) Okay enough humor from Leah for the day...

Saturday, September 11, 2004

hmmm...

Today has been pretty uneventful, stuck in the house, folding clothes...Wishing the sun would come out cuz I desprately need a tan. I still have to clean the bathroom but I think I'd rather be bored!
Well I guess I'll just go be bored and not post about it.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

Wedding bells...

This whole week has been so hectic, first recovering from Frances, now preparing for the wedding and possibly another hurricane...y'all please be praying that Ivan doesn't come, if it does theres a possibility there won't be a wedding...Today we got a lot done, we went to TJ Maxx and Micheals and then to Altamonte Mall, we got the stuff for bird seed and all the little things like that, oh and yesterday we finally found bridesmaid shoes, very cute if I may say so myself! Conrad got here tonight and I think he brought my dress with him, Mrs Campbell did a really great job! I love it! OH YEAH I found the skirt I am gonna wear to the rehearsal dinner, I got it for less than $8 at Dillards it's so cute, now I just gotta find a cute shirt to go with it...so much money to spend and not enough money!
Aight I have sleep to attend to...night all

Monday, September 06, 2004

Okay so we are all alive and well!
We lost power twice at my grandma's but the power stayed on over here (of course it did because no one was here to need it!) It is quite interesting just what kinda of things you'll do when you are incredible bored and in a house full of people (that house needs an add on it's waaaay to small!) We ended up learning how to play 21 and five card draw (my dad was in no way happy about this) But we lived and did a lot of reading (trying to read by lantern really isn't fun, you have to lean toward the lantern and not fall into it...No I didn't fall into it but was close) Our house is better than hoped for! The only trees that fell were not toward our house and they aren't really even our trees so it's good we don't have to take care of them!
hmmm it's 10 and I am tired not getting sleep isn't a good thing...Later days

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Hurricane Frances...

Okay so this could be my last transaction for a while...I am a little terrified over the fact that this hurricane is coming right for my hundred year old house!
I would be more happy if it would just hurry up and get here that way I don't have hours and hours to sit and think about the terrible possibilities (whoa that word is long) anyway, I guess I should go pack my bag, we are staying at my grandma's house and we need to have everything ready before hand just in case we get hit with bad rains before the actual hurricane gets here...I don't think I am looking forward to watching the news though, I think I will get more freaked out! But like my dad said: God is bigger than the hurricane....
Talk to you all later......Lord Willing!

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

I am a failure in the world of GRAMMAR!

So the other day I posted "School etc." and today as I am looking at comments and such someone had left me a note as to how it is to be typed. And well thank you! I like English but never was good at the grammar part, in fact I stink at putting commas and apostrophes where they belong! Today I had to write a paragraph about Christopher Columbus and I was almost laughing at myself when I thought is there suppose to be a comma there? No I don't think so, well maybe....It only took a moment to realize I was acting like Gullom and I don't even have a second personality! Well I guess really that's for you all to decide:-p Anyway I have more school today so better be off.....kinda like my rocker....


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